Man...what a joke?

Here is your horoscope
for Friday, March 3:
You find yourself right in the thick of it all, riding high among key movers and shakers. While you're enjoying all the commotion, make sure you don't neglect the smaller yet crucial details of life.
Conclusion : what a joke? I don't want this....I would rather not get work-up with all these commotion which has no good ending for anyone but just open "old wounds" for me. To recall that I has been "lied to" all along for so long, always telling me it was the hubby, yes which one? #1 - Mr Tan or #3 - the rifle range's man maybe he should be #2 and me #3 hehehe ( man! you got too many hubbies for your own good and no wonder to you, all are just consider as "hubby". Forgot to mention the Old hubby - ur aunt's husband...did you called him one when you were screwing him too. If so....then all the numbers must change again. Man! this is getting too confusing if you add the "ang mo" man, etc, etc )...to me is not the right thing to do to a friend who has all along have your welfare at heart. Maybe you are right....I was too much in denial state to accept the fact, just show how much I treasured your present.
The only trouble here is.... you treated me differently after the first few months. Fair....since it is over, maybe you can please tell me what have I done wrong in the relationship, when was that, and why was I being dumped? Just want to know the reality of the situation so that I too can change to be a better person. I have no wish to see you suffer so I expect you to feel the same for me too....only fair, don't you agree?