The different between a man and a woman.

Money: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but which is on sale.

Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom: A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of them.

Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting him to change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

Dressing up: A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Final thought: For all married men ......should forget about his mistakes for marrying in the first place becoz the girl you first met and fell in love with maybe just a dream. Time will show this! But if you have a low expectation from the beginning of the relationship, then this may work out fine. Hehehe.....keep your expectation of your wife "low" so that you won't be too disappointed when things "screw-up" and best luck to you. Yes! make sure there is no toyboy around her.......
for this may proved too tempting for the stupid bitch not to try to seduce him. Women can be worst than men.....in this.