Saturday, November 18, 2006

Interesting Comments from Anonymous

Comment No 1
Everything that happens in this world, there is no absolute good or bad. Sometimes good things turned out to be bad things eventually, while bad things become a gain.
Whatever good things that happen to you, enjoy it, but don't have to hold too tight to it, treat it as a surprise in your life. Whatever bad things that happen to you, don't have to feel too sad or
despair, in the end, it might not be a total bad thing after all.
If one can understand this, he or she will find life much easier.

6:00 PM

Comment No 2
Work Smarter! very good example
Subject: Focus on Problems vs. Focus on Solutions
-- Don't miss reading One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went
through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral of the story:
KISS (Keep It Simple,Stupid)

i.e. always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem.
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When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).

In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside
down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
And what did Russians do ....??
The Russians used a Pencil!!!

6:21 PM

Comment No 3
Lesson In Life


A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m.
When he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.
"I just need one copy."

Lesson learnt:
Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want to open a damn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager thoughtfully.
"And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?"

Lesson Learnt:
If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of * ese are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese,etc......"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '-key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"

Lesson : Never insult anyone.
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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.
4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

Lesson:
Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents do happen.
Always believe in retribution !!!!


6:24 PM

Conclusion....I must thanks anonymous for taking time to post these interesting comments. A very big "THANK YOU" and I shall learn from what was posted esp the good parts.
By the way, I hope you won't mind me posting your comments so that I can see clearly as to remind myself whenever I feeled vexed.

2 comments:

wINtoTo N aLSo 4D...yEAh! said...

Never thought that someone would be interested to post any comment in my blog. Btw...I won't even try to ask who really is "Anonymous"?
Hahaha...I have learned to try to make my life "simple". No need to ask since it is from Anonymous, so be it then.

Anonymous said...

Some of life's quick fixes

WHY make things difficult for yourself?

Sometimes simplicity is the best solution to life's nagging problems. You just have to be creative when you look for a solution.

1. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


2. Avoid all arguments about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

5. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Also remember the basic rules of living:

i) Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

ii) Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

iii) Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

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