Ah beng and Ah lian joke

This is a story about Ah beng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ah kew.

One day Ah beng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ah beng.

The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :

1.) Ah huey - Telephonist

2.) Ah moi - Primary Skool Teacher

3.) Ah lian - Bus Conductor

Ah beng was very sexcited lar of course, then after a while of chatting with the girls
his mother asked him.

Ah kew : Ah beng, how ? Which one you like the most ?

Ah beng : I like Ah lian the most

Ah kew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan?
Ah moi not bad leh! gomen work you know?
good benefit, next time your children wanna go to skool also easy

Ah beng : Ahmah dun wan laaa!!

Ah kew : Why dunwan?

Ah beng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!!
I want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!
" Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!

Ah kew : aiyoo!!! then Ah huey lar! at least she is better than Ah lian

Ah beng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say
"WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON! "
den potong stim like dat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?

Ah kew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ah lian so much? bus conductor only wor!!!
Where got future one ?

Ah beng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say " BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!"
(in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say like dat i also very sexcited one !!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!