The soldier and the nun...have fun!

A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes?
I'll explainwhy later.

"The nun agreed to his request.
Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running alongand asked her if she
had seen a soldier running down the road.
She replied, "He wentthat way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go
to Iraq."

The nun said she can fully understand the fear.

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"

The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen.

I too don't want to go to Iraq either!"

Have fun....have a good laugh now :)